He always sits there watching me. Constantly nibbling down his little green goodies, but never takes his eyes away from mine. This is starting to scare me. Is it because of his cage? I gave him a shoebox, I give him treats, I feed and water him daily…..What did I do? Maybe he sees how [...]
The Break-In
Melissa Ansbury kicked the chair across her dining room. It was lying sideways on the floor next to the basket of magazines that were now strewn across the floor as well. When the chair hit the wall, the leg snapped and a picture of her as a child fell to the ground. The [...]
I am just one of those people who gets weird in the restroom. I don’t like to e in there at the same time as anyone else. I don’t want to hear what they do and I certainly don’t want anyone else being able to hear me “going”. Sometimes if I walk in and there [...]
Never spend your sat night with a glass of vanilla vodka and a home waxing kit. How is it just my luck that I thought waxing would save my ass in the most literal sense and then NOT. I must be allergic to everything that touches my skin including my pants! [...]
I am so excited! I travel to NYC tomorrow to attend an audition for Wheel! I remember a few weeks ago, I went online and filled out the contestant application. I never once thought I’d get a response. I figure a watched pot never boils. I wasn’t watching this pot! So I’m hopping on a [...]
I used to think that addiction was a problem I could never control. Always craving something have something, and not being able to get over that. I laid down the smoking habit from the last ten years, over two months ago and I haven’t looked back. For the longest time, I was afraid to let [...]
I am ready to reinvent myself. I quit smoking over a month ago, I have moved onto a healthier diet, and taken up more yoga. Beyong the personal problems I keep having I’d say I’m a laid-back happy person. It’s time to finally become the person I want to become. Right now, no one besides [...]
I woke up at 5:45 this morning, the same as every weekday. I grabbed my towel and hopped into the shower. I was in a particularly happy mood. I got ready for work and on the way in, the Preston and Steve show were making fun of Mo-Nique for not shaving her legs before the [...]
